Why Balotelli is the Greatest Footballer in the World

Monday 24 September 2012




Some call him "LADotelli", others call him a crazy Italian man who is linked with the Napoleon mafia, and that he did in fact try to fight Vincent Kompany. All we know is... He's called Balotelli! Here's a list of all the great things Balotelli has achieved in his short career, so far: >Survived a usually fatal disease at birth >£10,000 in parking fines >Car impounded 27 times >£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team >Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside >Rescued a child from bullying >Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager >Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting >Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club >Thinks milk with tea is strange >Bibotelli saga >Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week >Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now." >Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board >Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix >Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training >Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter >Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter >U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute. >Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it >He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans. >After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?" >Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his Maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich" >Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch >Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won >Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show >Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs >*** mental chicken hat >When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere >Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second >Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around >Swore on live TV after the FA cup final >Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed >Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial >Brought iPad to bench during International friendly. >Set house on fire using fireworks >Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players >"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy >Drove around Manchester high-fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6 >Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire >Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester >Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne. What a nutter! Any thoughts, leave a comment. Have you every tried some of this stuff, how'd it turn out?

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